IC Contact

[functionoverfeels]

Hello. You've reached Quake Woman. If this is something urgent or life-threatening, you should have better ways to contact me, but I will respond here if necessary and as quickly as possible. If this is not a matter of grave importance, I will respond as soon as I can. Thank you.

Comments

[functionoverfeels]

Hazel, this is the pettiest thing I have seen anyone do in a long time.

[but old Tempo would have loved it.]

I'll do what I can.

[deadtective]

Thankyouthankyouthankyou.

[if she weren't on voice she'd probably be clapping her hands together in gratitude as well. as it is she's just talking very fast and loud to make her sincerity apparent.]

You can have some of the chocolate if you want when I nab it! I mean, I can't eat it.

[functionoverfeels]

Neither can I. [yeah. yeah, she's smiling. you coaxed one out of her, Hazel.] The only thing in this for me is the challenge. And getting to enable a friend's bad decisions.

[deadtective]

[see? this is friendship. this right here.]

Hey, you're not going to hear me saying anything bad about it. Challenge away - I'll throw even more stupid requirements on top if you start getting too bored.

[functionoverfeels]

Let's see if I can do it first. It would likely be easier if I could be the one receiving incoming communication. I'll make a post to the network shortly to try to get his attention.

[deadtective]

You could always just leave him a private message if he doesn't take the bait. You know, about something casual and non-suspicious.

[like this conversation. so casual, so subtle.]

[functionoverfeels]

I've been meaning to make my presence known to the greater network, and I think I know a guaranteed way to get him to reply, from what little I've seen of him. He will suspect nothing.

[deadtective]

Perfect. You are super cool, have I mentioned that yet?