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Hello. You've reached Quake Woman. If this is something urgent or life-threatening, you should have better ways to contact me, but I will respond here if necessary and as quickly as possible. If this is not a matter of grave importance, I will respond as soon as I can. Thank you.

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functionoverfeels

What exactly did he do to attract your attention? And on Valentine's Day, as well. Love is a very strange emotion.

From:

deadtective

This has nothing to do with love and everything to do with the fact that I can't eat chocolate anymore. If I can't be happy, no one can.

[there are a lot of steps missing between these two statements, but it's internally logical to Hazel and so she doesn't notice at all. maybe Tempo should use those general robot computer skills and go check the network out herself for whatever started this debacle.]

From:

functionoverfeels

Hazel, this is the pettiest thing I have seen anyone do in a long time.

[but old Tempo would have loved it.]

I'll do what I can.

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deadtective

Thankyouthankyouthankyou.

[if she weren't on voice she'd probably be clapping her hands together in gratitude as well. as it is she's just talking very fast and loud to make her sincerity apparent.]

You can have some of the chocolate if you want when I nab it! I mean, I can't eat it.

From:

functionoverfeels

Neither can I. [yeah. yeah, she's smiling. you coaxed one out of her, Hazel.] The only thing in this for me is the challenge. And getting to enable a friend's bad decisions.

From:

deadtective

[see? this is friendship. this right here.]

Hey, you're not going to hear me saying anything bad about it. Challenge away - I'll throw even more stupid requirements on top if you start getting too bored.

From:

functionoverfeels

Let's see if I can do it first. It would likely be easier if I could be the one receiving incoming communication. I'll make a post to the network shortly to try to get his attention.

From:

deadtective

You could always just leave him a private message if he doesn't take the bait. You know, about something casual and non-suspicious.

[like this conversation. so casual, so subtle.]

From:

functionoverfeels

I've been meaning to make my presence known to the greater network, and I think I know a guaranteed way to get him to reply, from what little I've seen of him. He will suspect nothing.